That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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