Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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