oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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