She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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