Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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