I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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