I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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