If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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