So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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