It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
