So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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