I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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