I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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