fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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