She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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