just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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