so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
that is very illegal...i love you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
