Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Bring me that man meat
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
