I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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