I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I hope mine doesn't look like that
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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