Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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