We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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