I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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