I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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