Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Randomize
