What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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