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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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