Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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