why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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