i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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