My nipple is on Facebook.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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