He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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