Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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