I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
