Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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