i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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