Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
