btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I am mentally ready for anal.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
