she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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