just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
