I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
