Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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