Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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