I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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