she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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