eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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