It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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