i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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