Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Randomize
