? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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